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It never occurred to me that my new "Write Where You Want" project would turn out quite so well. I imagined it for so long, and loved the mental image. You made it heads and shoulders above my dream. Thank you so much! - Cassie

This is the coolest thing I've done in my home yet. I wish I'd hired you to come do this three years ago when I first heard about you. What A Fantastic Job! Many thanks...- Sophie

Kitchen Quotes

  1. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  2. Le Bon Appetite!
  3. Never trust a skinny cook.
  4. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  5. Eat Dessert First
  6. No man has been shot while doing the dishes OR
  7. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  8. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
  9. A thyme for a good time.
  10. Where there is love in the heart there is Joy in the home.
  11. May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities.
  12. A good laugh is sunshine in the house.
  13. Love Life and Peace
  14. Home Sweet Home . . . Where Ivy Grows, Roses Bloom, And Sunlight Fills My Favorite Room.
  15. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  16. Happiness is Homemade
  17. There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner . . . that in the dinner, the sweets don’t last. Robert Louis Stevenson
  18. I don’t even butter my bread . . . I consider that cooking – Katherine Cebrian
  19. Cooking is Love made visible
  20. Laughter is brightest where food is best
  21. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. – Shakespeare
  22. Come gather at our table.
  23. Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate – Plautus
  24. Wine is bottled poetry
  25. Love and cook with wild abandon!
  26. A jug of wine, a loaf of bread – and thou!
  27. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen
  28. May our home know joy . . . Each room hold laughter . . . . Every window open to great possibilities.
  29. Wishes Won’t Wash Dishes
  30. Cleanliness is Next to Impossible
  31. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
  32. If we are what we eat then I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  33. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  34. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
  35. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
  36. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  37. Housework done properly can kill you
  38. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
  39. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines.
  40. So this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust.
  41. Eat, Drink and be Merry.
  42. Food never forgets
  43. Dinner’s ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
  44. Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.
  45. I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
  46. If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen
  47. Give a man an inch and he thinks he’s a ruler
  48. Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
  49. Bon Appetit
  50. Welcome to our home.
  51. If music be the food of love, play on . . . William Shakespeare
  52. Cooking is like love it should be entered into with abandon or not at all. Harriet van Horne
  53. I cook with wine. . . sometimes I even put it in food.
  54. Wine is bottled poetry. Robert L. Stevenson
  55. The Kitchen is the Heart of a Home.
  56. Today’s Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it.
  57. Enjoy life . .. It’s delicious!
  58. Recipe for a Happy Heart: 2 cups of Love 1 cup of Friendship, 1 cup of Gratitude. Add a dash of Laughter. Pour into any soul
  59. Never trust a skinny cook.
  60. Real men wear aprons
  61. Bless the cook who serves Love and Laughter
  62. Only the pure of heart can make good soup. Beethoven
  63. Chocolate is an essential nutrient
  64. Crumbs of happiness...make a loaf of contentment.
  65. This kitchen is closed due to illness, I’m sick of cooking
  66. This kitchen is seasoned with Love.
  67. Love and Scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
  68. Life’s two best comforts: Good food and a hug
  69. Coffee or a pot of tea? Please sit and share a cup with me.
  70. Nothing says lovin’ like fresh pie from the oven.
  71. Home is where the cookies are.
  72. I’m a good egg just a little cracked.
  73. Calling children strong and able...clear your dishes off the table.
  74. Nana’s kitchen...tasters welcome
  75. Mothers add lovin’ spoonfuls.
  76. Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
  77. Eat Drink and be Merry...for tomorrow we diet!
  78. Broken cookies don’t have calories
  79. I just ate my willpower
  80. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon
  81. I have three chairs in my house: One for solititude, two for friendship, three for company – Thoreau
  82. The kitchen is the heart of the house
  83. I’m not interested in dishes that take 3 minutes and have no cholesterol – Julia Child  for the gourmet
  84. Kiss the Cook
  85. Thou Shalt Not Whine
  86. Give us this day our daily bread
  87. No Empty Chairs
  88. Christ, the Center of Our Home, A Guest at Every Meal, A Silent Listener to Every Conversation
  89. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
  90. There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.
  91. For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord. Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11
  92. Who are all these children and why are they calling me Mom
  93. God doesn’t give us what we can handle; God helps us handle what we are given.
  94. It is difficult to know what counts in the world. Most of us count credits, honor, dollars. But at the bulging center of mid-life, I am beginning to see that the things that really matter take place not in the boardrooms, but in the kitchens of the world. Gary Allen Sledge
    This is a little long, but I loved the quote, how about shortening to: The things that really matter take place not in the boardrooms, but in the kitchens of the world.